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Hillbilly Farms Satellite Barns
Ocala, FL - I'm a bona fide hillbilly, with roots in Putnam County, TN but now reside in Ocala, FL, the self-proclaimed 'Horse Capital of the World!'. As you can see from the photos below, I have never taken advantage of any of the amazing clinics offered in the area for competitive riders and professionals.
And if the long jump doesn't work out maybe we'll try the high jump:
Maineville, OH - Here at B&B Stables we pride ourselves on our beautiful Saddlebreds. They are accomplished in many disciplines, including but not limited to: opening gates, chasing the ponies, chasing the cats, chasing the dogs, blanket removal, hair removal, skin removal, and rider removal. Also, one has excelled at Park Pleasure and Driving as recently as 10 years ago. We are more interested in representing you on the trail, as we see no one has done that yet. We would do our best to make you proud. As you can see, our horses are well-travelled, having seen everything from the open trail to the inside of the local bar. We are a friendly, fun-loving bunch that does not discriminate against breed, discipline or color.
We have state of the art equipment and would be more than happy to advertise your barn on it. We could even customize Pooh the Beer Dog's backpack with your logo if you like.
Sometimes we tend to party a little too hard, but we will try to not let our drunken debauchery be an embarassment to your fine establishment.
OK, we lied. We won't try.
Rolling Hills, CA - We here at the HAHA Riding Club love the work you do at Hillbilly Farms! We would like to become a Hillbilly Farms satellite barn. We ourselves strive against perfection on a daily basis and understand what a daunting task it is (see photos below). Our barn is an extremely legitimate barn (we have jackets and everything).
If you would like to open a Hillbilly Farms Satellite Barn, please send us an email detailing your accomplishments and include photos, if possible. If you have previously emailed us a request to open a satellite barn, please resend. Many of the emails we receive get lost in a sea of offers for personal enhancement products, lucrative business opportunities, and emails from the humor-impaired.