Trainer Quotes

• "Maybe you should skip the ride and go straight to the bar."
• "4 out of 8 isn't bad."
• "'Canter' does not mean 'Tally Ho'."
• "I want to thank you for not crying during your lesson."
• "Your legs are like swizzle sticks."
• "Pretend like you are riding a nice horse."
• "Maybe you should take up barrel racing."
• "This is getting painful to watch."
• "Are you a redneck? Because you ride like a redneck."
• "You have an electric butt."