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Page Last Modified: Nov 10, 2006

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Trainer Quotes

"Maybe you should skip the ride and go straight to the bar."

"4 out of 8 isn't bad."

"'Canter' does not mean 'Tally Ho'."

"I want to thank you for not crying during your lesson."

"Your legs are like swizzle sticks."

"Pretend like you are riding a nice horse."

"Maybe you should take up barrel racing."

"This is getting painful to watch."

"Are you a redneck? Because you ride like a redneck."

"You have an electric butt."