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The Horse Who Wouldn't Die
The Biography of a Useless Horse

by H. B. Farmer

The Horse Who Wouldn't Die This is the true story of a horse who defied the odds and inspired a nation...wait, wait...that's the wrong story, the wrong horse. This is the story of a different kind of horse. This is the story of a failed showjumper, turned failed show hunter, turned failed school horse, who eventually found his calling as a pasture ornament.

Available as an ebook at:
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For more information about the real Horse Who Wouldn't Die, check out Peter's webpage, where you will find more photos and an in-depth interview.

The Big George Morris Clinic

by H. B. Farmer

The Big George Morris Clinic This choose your own misadventure book presents you with the once in a lifetime opportunity to attend a clinic with the infamous George Morris. "The Big George Morris Clinic" is a chance to learn from the best and experience what it feels like to get yelled at by a legend. What will happen when George Morris comes to town? YOU decide!

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Available as an ebook at:
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Amazon (Kindle)
Barnes and Noble (Nook)
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"I laughed until I cried."

"...a masterpiece..."


Written to Death
A Murder, She Parodied Mystery

by H. B. Farmer

Written to Death Yet another murder has been committed in Cabot Cove, and Jessica Fletcher's meddling has landed her right in the middle of the investigation. To solve this case, Jessica teams up with fellow mystery writer Diana Dillard. Together they snoop for clues to try to catch a killer. If you love Murder, She Wrote (and who doesn't?), you'll love Written to Death. It has everything you have come to expect from the Murder, She Wrote franchise: thin plot lines, stereotypical characters, and Jessica being Jessica.

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Digitopolis Recalculated

by H. B. Farmer

Digitopolis Recalculated Disorder reigns in Digitopolis! Something has gone haywire in the the land where numbers rule. Milo, Tock, and the Humbug must return to Digitopolis to restore order to the realm. Their journey begins with a visit to their old friend the Mathemagician, who sends them on their quest. During their adventure they meet a cast of odd characters and encounter some challenging mathematics.

This short story is based on characters from the classic children's book The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster. If you've never read The Phantom Tollbooth, drop what you are doing and read it immediately. Then join Milo, Tock, and the Humbug on their new adventures in Digitopolis.

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Hillbilly Press hopes to offer more fantastic titles soon. While you wait, peruse our Book Reviews and Recommendations section for books that we didn't write, but wish we had.

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