Too bad you can only geld 'em once

Here at Hillbilly Farms we like to help horses in need. And one thing that many horses need is castration. To help the United States Equine Rescue League, Inc raise money we created the Hillbilly Farms Testicle Drive. Here is how it works: If you donate at least $25 to the USERL, following the process described below, then we will match your donation and we will send you a One Less Testicle bumper sticker and card.

(There is a blank line at the top of the card so you can fill in the recipient's name before you send them the card.)

The United States Equine Rescue League, Inc is a 501(c)(3) non-profit organization founded for the protection of equines.

To make a donation to USERL through the Hillbilly Farms Testicle Drive:

• Go to the USERL donation page and make a donation of at least $25 to the USERL. If you use the paypal link, write 'Hillbilly Farms Castration Fund' in the 'Donation is for' box on the Paypal form.

• Then email us at hillbillyfarms@hotmail.com with:

  • the name that you made the donation under

  • the amount of the donation

  • whether you would like a bumpersticker, a card, or both

  • your address (so we can send you your gift).

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If you forget to indicate Hillbilly Farms on the paypal page, then email us anyway and we will track down your donation.

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The Hillbilly Farms Testicle Drive was originally created to help the USERL raise money for Red Butler's castration. The good news for Red is that the USERL managed to raise the money needed and he is now on his way to becoming a better man. And as many of you know, you can only geld 'em once, so Red doesn't need our help anymore. But we here at Hillbilly Farms haven't met our fundraising goal yet. So we have decided to continue running the Testicle Drive because there will always be new horses at the USERL that need castration. So from now on, donations should be made the the USERL general fund. Thank you to everyone who has already donated.